I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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