So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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