Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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