so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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