She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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