Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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