Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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