Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
3pm strippers are depressing
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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