you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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