I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize