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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.

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(631): View more from New York

Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.

(201): View more from New Jersey

I am both scared and jealous.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.

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(281): View more from Texas

I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.

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(352): View more from Florida

She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.

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(314): View more from Missouri

We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him

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(810): View more from Michigan

You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.

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