He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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