I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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