who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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