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(519): View more from Ontario

It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey kate, how is it?

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sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

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(850): View more from Florida

Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.

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(876): View more from Jamaica

After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

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(812): View more from Indiana

I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.

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(518): View more from New York

Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical

(212): View more from New York

I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man

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