Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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