No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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