Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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