All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
she told me i tasted like america
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I am naked and annoyed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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