i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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