I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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