How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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