Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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