i just google imaged poop.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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