I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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