It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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