8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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