Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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