Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Randomize
