Don't you send me to vm
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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