And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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