been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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