singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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