I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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