I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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