laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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