I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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