Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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