the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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