But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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