he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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