but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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