Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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