make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
