i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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