Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Randomize
