she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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