If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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