Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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