Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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