Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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