fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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