like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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