U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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