I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Can I color on your dick again?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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