mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Are we still banned from the library?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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