were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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